Free and Cheap events in Cyprus, coming to you weekly, for free. Carefully curated by your favorite auntie from Lympia.Dear reader, It started with one simple question:“What the hell is happening in Cyprus?”Because there’s always something — a festival, a gig, a pop-up, a suspiciously expensive coffee, or an event you somehow find out about the day after.So someone decided to put it all in one place. Cyprus Skint is your weekly excuse to leave the house — curated by Theia Maroulla, who somehow knows what’s happening before the rest of us.So put down the souvlaki and stop pretending you are staying home. Let’s see what’s happening.
Aug 17, 2026
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Did You Know? In Cyprus, nobody gives directions using street names. It’s always:
“Go straight, pass the kiosk, turn where the old bakery used to be, and you’ll see a big tree.” Somehow, you still get there. 😂
Till next time,
Theia Maroulla
Bitch, I see you.
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